Are you a degenerate?
Are you down bad?
Told your mom and dad to invest in BTC at the top?
Gave your seed phrase to Metamask support?
Have your life savings stuck in illiquid JPEGs?
Down 90% from ATH?
We understand what you are going through. Our protagonist left his job at the cafe, started trading and lost all his life savings to scams and rug pulls. He’s now back working at his old job where his boss is using the menu board to make fun of his crypto adventures. The boss will sometimes even create some special crypto-themed recipes to the dismay of our degen.
Misery loves company. Come and join us for our free mint on 22 Sep 2022 at 3pm (UTC).